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December 06, 2009

No one knows what being a racist is. (the clean version(

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By Robert Kingett.

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• the prejudice that members of one race are basically superior to members of other races
• discriminatory or abusive behavior towards members of another race

Now what definition was that Robert? All my Black friends and Mexican friends give that response to me.
When I showed that to all my black and Mexican friends they all gave me blank looks. There could be two very good possible reasons why this happened.

1. They are apes and do not know how to read, which would explain why they read very slowly. Or,
2. They have no clue what so ever what being a racist actually entails.

If I had to eliminate one, and that is very hard because it is possible that both are dead on the money, I would have to eliminate the first one. The second one is more likely by far.

Now, see if you people cannot recognize this definition.
A commonly held public belief about specific social groups, or types of individuals.
Now, I know you get the two definitions confused, but come on. Get your head out of your butts. You can do it! Just a bit further! Oh, wait, what am I saying? You cannot.

The definition above is for the word stereotype.

Many people get this confused. I know what you are going to think when I say the next comment. A lot of black people and Mexicans do this, and yes, I say black people and Mexicans because they, ironically, could not, or cannot, tell racism from food. . Even white people, though also idiots in disguise, have a better understanding of what racism is because we actually commit it. That is somewhat sad.

Even though many black people and Mexican people do not even know what racism actually is, they claim they do. When someone stereotypes someone or something, usually to a black person, do they get it right by actually calling it stereotyping? No. they cry racist. Many black people and Mexican people claim that they are well educated, and then they get the two terms confused. You may be well educated, but let me tell you something buddy, your not really that smart, if after all, you can't tell the difference between two words. My dog has more knowledge of words than you do.
This happens all the time at my school, and it is shocking to see how many well-educated stupid people walk about my school campus. A perfect example of a well-educated idiot would be this kid named Kevin. I call him Kevin the killer because I know that one day he's going to bring an oozy to school and blow off our heads because there were just too many racist pigs living in the same dorm as him. When I was cooking chicken and offered him a piece he promptly asked.

“Now what makes you think I want to have some chicken, is it because I'm Black?” I hate it when black people do this. It makes me so mad I want to strangle them with my KKK hood I keep under my bed for my secret meetings.
“Well, rock for brains, I asked for the soul purpose of the fact that you’re black. Screw if you’re hungry, I don’t give three turds about that at all. I just want to keep the stereotype going, and then nod my head at you eating chicken because I stereotype a lot more than you actually use You’re brain.”

I didn't say that. I did something much better.

“It’s because I thought you were hungry.”

 

“Get me something else.” He barks at me. I take his plate with a huge smile on my face and say in a sweet voice

“Hang on one moment sir. I'll be right back.” I go back and fix Kevin, who is still waiting on me, something to eat. I bring the plate back to him bouncing with fake happiness. He doesn't notice at all and he grins as I place the plate, covered, in front of him.

“Better not be chicken. Just because I'm black don’t mean I want to eat chicken.”

“Oh, trust me. It’s not. I can definitely tell you though that it's good.” He uncovers the plate and gapes at the empty plate.

“Robert, there's nothing on the plate.”

“Oh. I know, but you said you didn't want to have chicken.”

“You mean there isn't anything else in there?”

“Nope.”

“You got to be kiddin’ me.” I stand up and walk in our kitchen, where my apartment roommates are eating away at the last of the chicken just like I told them to. En-vogue, another black friend of mine, is also sitting there munching away.

“This is good chicken Robert!” Kevin's eyes grow huge and he runs over to the pan and looks at the empty pan. He then turns to me with an angry look on his face.

“Robert!” he grabbed me by the shirt and sneered in my face. I smiled and looked at him with cocked eyebrows.

“Well Kevin, the only reason I would be giving you the chicken is just because you’re black right? You don’t want to be taking food from a racist do you?” he went to his apartment, went in his room, and slammed the door shut. A few minutes later, I slammed a dictionary on his desk.

“Oh by the way, it's called stereotyping. Look it up.”

If I were indeed as racist as half of you black people claim I am I would have killed the majority of you by now.
When I make a stereotype comment such as

• Black people love chicken.
• Black people have huge legs..
• Black people are good athletes
• Black people hate the police.
• Black people are excellent jumpers.
• Here is my favorite. Black people make the most love.

They all cry racist, and I just laugh at all these well-educated fools.. They are stereotypes. If you really want to see racism, here are some examples.

• You can't urinate here. Use the Black toilet.
• Black people are so much better than whites because they don’t do anything.
• You can't eat here. Go over to BQ.
• I only talk to white people.
• I'm going to kill you just because you’re Black.

That, my well-educated sacks, is an example of racism. But wait, I'm just a mere kid who has actually read a dictionary. I have no idea what I'm talking about. People know better than me about having racist acts being done to them because they're Black or Mexican, and I'm white. No, you’re wrong, and I'm right. Boo yeah!

For every well educated Black or Mexican out there who uses the word racist incorrectly, I will hit them over the head with my large print Webster American dictionary, then when they're past out I would slam the dictionary, face down, on their face.

I'm sick of all these people using the word racist incorrectly. Screw all you well educated idiots. If I actually did want to commit racism on you pathetic creatures, I wouldn't even talk to you, nor even let you on, in, above, or even near my house. If you’re going to get it right, at least call me the right term so you can sound half way intelligent. I'm stereotypical, not racist. Get it straight.

If you stop calling people racist incorrectly, then I, and I'm pretty sure, the rest of the world would stop looking at your intelligence level as being no greater thandirt. Don’t you know that we’re laughing at you people who cry racist in every sentence you spew out of your traps? We, I, am not laughing with you, or I'm not laughing because your right and I'm wrong. I'm laughing because all you well educated dummies out there are showing me just how little brains you have. You can be well educated, and still be a dim witted shoe at the same time. People do this all the time, and it needs to stop. You Black people and Mexicans try to use the racist card to get out of everything. That's so dumb I don’t even know where to begin. The funny thing is half the time it works! What am I the only person on earth who actually has a brain? When someone uses the racist card incorrectly around me, I swear to god I will commit racism just for the fun of it, since you can't tell the difference anyway.

All I'm saying is that you people don’t know what being a racist is. You may think you do, but when it comes down to the Black truth, you don’t. None of you people know. Tell you what. When you learn how to use a dictionary, look up the two terms and learn their actual meanings! If more people did this, and trust me on this one, there would be less “racism” in the world. I guarantee it. Now that you’ve learned that not all whites are racists, and learned what the two terms mean, now you have to do one last thing. Sstop being racist, you racist pigs.

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